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During the Kyuubi’s Attack on Konoha

  • Shikaku: Honey?
  • Yoshino: What?
  • Shikaku: Where’s my deer skin coat?
  • Yoshino: What?
  • Shikaku: Where - is - my - deer - skin - coat?
  • Yoshino: I, uh, put it away.
  • [Kyuubi nearing Konoha]
  • Shikaku: *Where*?
  • Yoshino: *Why* do you *need* to know?
  • Shikaku: I need it!
  • [Shikaku rummages through another room in their house]
  • Yoshino: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no daring-do. We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
  • Shikaku: The public is in danger!
  • Yoshino: My evening’s in danger!
  • Shikaku: You tell me where my coat is, woman! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Yoshino: ‘Greater good?’ I am your wife! I’m the greatest *good* you are ever gonna get!